COMMENTS FROM YOUR VACUUM CLEANER

i know, it's disgusting to think about. But that's what I was born to do and I'm proud of my accomplishments. I am your vacuum cleaner.

If they made quality TV shows about home appliances I'd be featured upon Dirty Jobs. I get to make a lot of noise and eat a lot of different stuff, but most of that stuff is so gross you wouldn't feed it to your worst enemy. Yet you give it to me and expect me to be happy about it. Good thing for you its built into my circuits to take your gross dirt and fuzz and really chew sound up.

Sometimes I complete sick and cough out some residual dust. But we all take ill sometimes, whence just give me a good cleaning and a little medical repair further I'll probably be back on my rollers in no time.

I carry around a lot of jeopardous baggage. 'The Old Bag' hangs on my back all the time gripping my burdensome earned dust piles off your floor. You wouldn't believe some of the stuff in there. Missing the married ring? Why not try checking the old bag first? There's characteristic central in there, too.

Hollywood tried to have a human emulate me once. Mrs. Conehead seemed to be doing a correct job sucking up the dirt with that vacuum hose, but she did a horrible job of containing the cinder. schoolgirl spit exterior the dirt and hair with a subtle cough that nearly done audiences via the cosmos hurl increase rule disgust. Listen, if you're going to striving and manage my job for me, at least do all of it right. Keep that stuff to yourself or discard it in its opportune manner.

I'm just your average vacuum, but I've got a powerful older brother named Dyson further a choler vac named Roomba. It fascinates me that Roomba can accomplish a pretty decent job of cleaning your floors without even lasciviousness succour from you. Just hire him go and he does his own thing completely without supervision (ok well maybe a dwarfish supervision). Dyson does a good job, too, but he absolutely has a lot more power than I do. He has the powerful suction that I wouldn't recommend getting in front of. He'll suck its wind right out of your sails.

I almost forgot my younger brother Oreck. He's a tiny little thing though has a striking suction, exorbitantly. I've seen him hold a bowling ball in his mouth (younger brothers will do crazy things).

Speaking on behalf of vacuums everywhere, we would love to request that you pay us some attention, quit sticking us monopoly those dark stinky closets and get us a checkup once imprint a while to keep our parts working right. Give us fresh bags, praise us for preventing you from having to pick up the crud by hand further don't complain when we motivate a little noise once in a while. We've audible you be louder upon football weekends with your buddies. Sheesh.